Board Thread:Game Discussion/@comment-36924502-20190721121642/@comment-31600610-20190723060419

Bring us these beauties, FM!!!!

First, the Pinto! A car so horrendously ugly that no one would dare be caught on the track with you! You'll win every event! Guaranteed!



Second, The Plymouth Superbird! That spoiler guarantees enough distraction from the rest of it's design to render your opponents unable to control their own vehicle because they'll be laughing their butts off!



For the more adventurous types, I porudly present to you, the Mutt Cutts van from Dumb & Dumber! I mean, who WOULDN'T want to manhandle this shaggy beast as it careens around the chicanes, shedding fur as he flies??? This is the pinnacle of aerodynamics, guys! I would FU this good boi and take him straight to Lemans.



And finally, The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile is a perfect choice for all of the weiner fans in RR3. You know who you are! I bet they'd love to get their hands on this massive weiner! Just be sure to keep those fittings well lubed, fellas!!! Don't want any accidents out there on the track!



I did it for the lolz. Hope you smiled!