Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28176349-20190717195601

This is a list of things that I have learned by watching too many ads in RR3.

- Never use a hammer, worse a jackhammer. Wrenches are a crap shoot. - Burgers are fine, but animals will steal poultry. - Drivers are responsible for building donut shops for protesters. - Don’t put gasoline on a fire. - Don’t bother putting out the fire first, priorities don’t really matter. - Rabbits, Snowmen, and Santa are as dangerous as Zombies and Dragons. 