User blog:Rr3daniel/Real Racing 3 Honest Trailer Script

From the creator of Real Racing and Real Racing 2, comes a freemium sequel because everyone is too cheap to buy games:

Real Racing 3

While you wait for your doctor appointment, jump in a indestructible car and hit the road,... hit the wall,... hit the cars,... hit the grass,... hit more cars,... and still racing at 300 miles per hour.

Enjoy a variety of different challenges, like being the fastest crossing the line in Speed Snap, the fastest crossing the line in Drag Race, the fastest crossing the line in Autocross, the fastest in Speed Record, and the furthest distance in Eudrance... huh, that's different.

Choose from a fleet of best cars from best manufacturers, only to find you can't race them without upgrades... wait, WHAT?

Race against other players in Timeshift Multiplayer, which basically means "Not Real-Time", or other bots with flags as their avatars. Opponents so powerful that they can fly (footage of hitting a car really hard in NASCAR and make it fly), and pass through walls. Or so cauky they would do donuts before they even finish the race (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IshmBcJnibY).

Enjoy the best experience an iPhone can offer, except without haptic feedback, hardware accelerated graphics, 3D Touch, or 4K video... wait, you mean the game is 4 year old and still don’t have those?

Get Ready... to start from last position, bump through all other cars in a rush hour, and then spend the next 10 laps driving alone... (guy falling asleep on a couch)

Or throw gold to lower suspension, only to realize your cars don’t get faster.

Or join a team, race for 60 minutes to collect 5 gold, and then get kicked out because you didn't do 3 hours... arrggg... not again...

Or watch 200 ads to get 20 golds. Or just buy gold with real money. No way, I will just watch ads instead...

Staring...

Legend Norm, Hot Shot Magnus, Two dudes talking to each other, Super cheap cars, Sticker Jobs (customization)

Endless Driving