User blog comment:Sirebel/How many people?/@comment-27006659-20170502163156

Check me on this, but I think it's foolproof.

Purchase, then return upgrades, so the Monkeys reset your TT time.

Run the TT, and sit at the start or finish line for 5 minutes or so, which should put you at or close to last place.

I tried it with the Cobalt SS in Global Production Pursuit, and ran a 6:57 lap, resulting in a position of 479,317 on the leader board.