Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-28176349-20190717195601/@comment-33960212-20190722205724

If I were on a desert island with a shark bumping it, I would never jump in the paper boat.

If I lived in the Klondike with my own hot air balloon and handsome boyfriend, I would not stand next to dynamite when I am setting it off.

I will not look for the dogs/cats/teapots. You can't  make me.